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Joke of the Day

"This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes."

"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."

"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"

"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."

"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"

"My doctor encouraged me to masturbate more often Well, he actually said I could have a stroke any time."

"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"

"Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**"