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Joke of the Day

"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."

"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""

"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"

"A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket. He asked the skeleton, ""Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?"" The skeleton replied, ""Yes, over my dead body."""

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"

"Japanese boy kills his grandfather... Pfft, youth in Asia."

"If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as ""mother"" or ""father."""