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Joke of the Day

"Harambe walks into a bar... ""What'll you have?"" says the bar tender ""I'll take a shot."" said Harambe"

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons."

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common? They never get old."

"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"

"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."

"I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up."

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"[speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT"