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Joke of the Day
"Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa."
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"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite."
"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."
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"The Walmart app just updated on my phone and now water autocorrects to soda and exercise autocorrects to Doritos and beer."
"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"
"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."
"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."
"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."
"Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won"