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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"

"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"

"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"

"You know why i hate MCU Thanos? He takes such a long time to cum that he has to use a special fucking glove!! ( get it cuz it's taking him a really long time to get to earth )"

"A server asked the manager whether she should give a fork or spoon with the customer's mashed potatoes. The manager said ""Personally, I don't give a fork."""

"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"

"What do you call a funny pancake? a puncake"

"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."

"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."

"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"