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Joke of the Day

"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"

"Amazon Prime would be a good title for a Wonder Woman movie."

"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"

"ELI5: Why doesn't BMW install turn signals on their cars?"

"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"

"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""

"I punched a drug addict in the face. I guess I beat the crack outta him. (The best joke I have ever made up.)"