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Joke of the Day
"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"
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"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
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"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."
"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"