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Joke of the Day

""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch"

"Jesus, take the wheel! *steering wheel disappears* *car careens into tree*"

"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"

"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."

"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"

"If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor."