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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch"
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"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"
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"[begin metajoke] What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender? No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. [end metajoke]"
"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"
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"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."
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"I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable."
"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."