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Joke of the Day

"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it."

"911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!"

"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."

"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"

"As a kid I've always wanted to be Batman when I grew up but then i was disappointed by a sudden realization... I have parents"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day..."

"Dayum girl, did you fall down from heaven? Cuzz ur face is fcked up."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"

"Just when you thought 2016 was over. Wham."