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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"
Next Joke
"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"
"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"
"Last night I slept with my contact lenses on. My dreams have never been clearer."
"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!"
"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."
"I don't wanna sound like a dick, but let me just say this:"