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Joke of the Day

"I don't wanna sound like a dick, but let me just say this:"

"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"

"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"A squirrel found big nuts to stock up in its tree. Now i have a empty nutsack and a burning tree."

"The amount of time you spend cleaning your house before a friend comes over is inversely proportional to the quality of that friendship."

"I didn't send Christmas cards this year, what with the economy and all. Mostly I'm just lazy, but blaming the economy is so much more fun."

"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."

"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."

"How do you turn lead into gold? Start a war."