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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like Pi. Completely irrational."
Next Joke
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"
"""Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."""
"""Why?""- existential owl"
"What does an onii-chan drive? A Niisan. *cue rimshot*"
"I was going to ask you to have anal sex with me... Butt fuck it."
"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."
"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"
"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !"