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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."
Next Joke
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"
"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"
"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"
"*on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me? Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*"