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Joke of the Day

"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"

"what is the cleanest bar in the world... The soap bar."

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."

"What does a German snake say? "

"What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""

"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."

"What's the difference between having sex and killing animals? One is OK to do for fun but not OK to do for profit, the other is vice versa."

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""