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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between having sex and killing animals? One is OK to do for fun but not OK to do for profit, the other is vice versa."

"QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age."

"First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."

"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""

"Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof I was shocked."

"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."

"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."

"Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that."

"Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*"

"cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night"