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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."
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"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."
"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."
"""I'm too sexy for my mom."" - Right Said Freud"
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
"The elephant and the naked man. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you eat with that?"" :D"
"Is elliott a lawn mower? He is really gay"
"What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet."
"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."
"Twitter's original name was ""Sentence Contest"""