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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"
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"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"
"A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera."
"In preschool, I became friends with a little girl I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired."
"Confuse the cable guy when he finally shows up at your house by telling him he'll have to wait outside until your favorite TV show is over."
"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"
"So many people have the name of their university in their bio. ""Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars"""
"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."