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Joke of the Day
"Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher"
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"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"It remains a puzzle . . . It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("
"The first movable printing press was made In the renaissance. .. This gave more people to jack off to the first porn ever."
"They should hire people to stand in Times Square and yell ""WALK FASTER!"""
"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."
"Please make sure ""to"" put your air quotes around the right words"
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"