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Joke of the Day

"Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher"

"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"

"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."

"I'll pay extra for the hairdresser comfortable with silence."

"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."

"The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet The art would be out of this world."

"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""

"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."

"Fat people just want to get into your pantries."

"What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all? Toot-in-common"