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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish real world conversation had a 140 character limit."
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"Did You Know Willie Nelson Just Died? He was playing On The Road Again."
"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"
"I got everyone a pet snake for Christmas but you have to catch it, they're in my house, they're everywhere, please come get your snake."
"A Gingerbread Man Veteran ...lost his legs in 'Nom"
"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday... I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."""
"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""
"I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie."
"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""
"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"