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Joke of the Day
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"
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"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."
"all the haters throwimg tomatos at me while im on stage dont seem to understand that im always lookimg for extra tomatos to make soup with"
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."
"I don't trust those trees They seem kind of shady"
"After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see. I told her, ""That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"""
"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."
"What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!"
"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."