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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"
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"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."
"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."
"What do you call a masterbating zombie? A Deadbeat."
"So it is my anniversary I couldn't think of what to get her... But I finally settled on a plunger, because bitches love bringing up old shit"
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."
"me: Go back! uber driver: Did I miss the turn? me [already in the front seat trying to find the station that was playing Taylor Swift]"
"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"
"4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange."
"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."