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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."
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"If women ruled the world do you think missiles would be shaped differently?"
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."
"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"
"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"
"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"
"Last night I played Cards Against Humanity for the first time... You know what gives me uncontrollable gas? Auschwitz"
"If you add a long hashtag to a tweet or Instagram pic, capitalize the first letter of each word. No one wants to work that hard at reading."