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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"

"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"

"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."

"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""

"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."

"I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"

"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."

"How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet"