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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I asked ""why?"" when you told me your baby's name."

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away."

"If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."

"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"

"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"