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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? ....Monkey farts"
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"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"
"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""
"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected."
"Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...? Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives."
"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."
"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"
"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."
"dog 911: what's ur emergency? dog: I JUST ATE CHOCOLATE dog 911: OMG WAS IT GOOD? dog: [whimpering] dog 911: ok ok. go eat some grass"
"I remember 2010 like it was yesterday"