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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? ....Monkey farts"
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"A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar."
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."
"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."
"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."
"Me: Read this tweet. Wife: Sure. Me: Is it racist? Wife: No. Me: Sexist? Wife: No. Me: Is it offensive at all? Wife: No. Me: *deletes tweet*"
"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."