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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."

"I found a dead girl on the golf course It was a difficult shot, but I was able to chip it over her head and right up onto the green."

"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."

"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk"

"Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists."

"I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary."

"You know what they say about men that live in glass houses... They beat their wives in the basement."