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Joke of the Day
"I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary."
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"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"
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"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."