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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? Apparently, it's making headlines."

"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"

"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"

"Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)"

"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"

"An Englishman walks into a bar... There's usually a Scotsman, Irishman and Welshman too, but they're still at the Rugby World Cup."

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""