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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."
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"Ireland has an abnormally low amount of children with down syndrome Because they ate all the potatoes"
"When I see a reality show, I can't decide which sucks more. Reality or the show."
"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP: [clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs"
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybeeee..."
"Knock-knock. Who's there? No, he's on first."
"Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear."