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Joke of the Day

"TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12"" instead of your 8"", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub."

"A gay vegan atheist walked into a bar.. I knew he was because he told everyone in five seconds."

"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."

"The Lesbian couple next door... got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"I dont want to make a joke but I really want to hear the most cancerous joke you know. If I get 100 of them I will show them all to my friend who hates cancerous jokes."

"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."

"One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio."

"How much weed is the appropriate amount to give as a gift at a baby shower?"

"Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign? She was let down by a weak Constitution."

"""Annie are you ok?"" -yep ""Are you ok?"" -dude, I just said yes ""Are you ok Annie?"" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL"