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Joke of the Day

"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."

"Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun"

"I'm a responsible adult Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad and had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine"

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."

"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."

"I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel."

"Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self."

"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."