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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."
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"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"
"[Auto-shop class] ""Cody, for the last time, it's still a carburetor even when it's in a van"" *raises hand* ""Or a truck"" *lowers hand*"
"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"
"Adopt 25 cats and you'll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist"
"*Girl comes out in a slinky dress* ME: Ooh that looks like fun *I push her down the stairs*"
"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."
"Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"
"A homeless guy just gave me some change. Note to self: When in public, wear pants."
"[break-in] BURGLAR: [cracks safe] COP: Not so fast, kiddo BURGLAR: [cracks safe more slowly]"