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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go"
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"I'm not racist, but... >[deleted]"
"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
"Newtons 3rd law of emotion Newton's 3rd law of emotion is, for every male action there is a crazy ass female overreaction."
"You know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!"
"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."