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Joke of the Day
"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"
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"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"
"What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"
"Went to watch a blonde comedian And all she kept doing was bending down and looking at the floor. I guess she was just looking for some laughs."
"Have you seen that new documentary about constipation? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet.."
"Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved."
"No matter what meal it is, always say you had ""brunch"" so people know how much better than them you are."