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Joke of the Day
"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"
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"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."
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"I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food"