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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"

"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."

"Toilet Stolen From Police Station... Cops Have Nothing To Go On"

"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's only getting a McChicken."

"Did you hear about Lance Armstrong having a threesome? He was killing two birds with one stone"

"Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him ""How can I buy the New York Times?"" He replies ""Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it."

"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."

"ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT"

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."