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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"
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"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."
"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."
"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."
"FREE HOROSCOPE: You look terrible today. Avoid stuff and people. Don't buy a Kindle. Also, brush your teeth more often."