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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn"
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"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
"What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU"
"British accent. Say ""Beer can"" with a British accent... I just taught you how to say ""Bacon"" with a Jamaican accent. ."
"I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one."
"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."
"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."
"What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together? A raft"
"A man and a boy were walking in the woods... A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says ""I'm scared,"" and the man replies ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""