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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn"
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"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."
"Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment."
"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."
"barber 1: ugh this guy again, youre doing him this time [20mins later] barber 2: you coulda told me he turns around to answer every question"
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
"Why doesn't Trump's campaign manager answer his phone? Unlike him it doesn't have battery charge."
"During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless.. .. Girl: What the heck are you doing?? Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called ""buffering"""
"You can buy a birthday cake if it's not your birthday, those dipshits don't even check your ID."
"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"