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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"
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"Stop pissing me off or I'll marry you"
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"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"
"Hey girl, I'm an Aries... Wanna get rammed?"
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my entire childhood."
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"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."