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Joke of the Day

"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"

"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"

"I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her."

"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"

"I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said ""That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."""

"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"

"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."