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Joke of the Day

"Ass. You've got a donkey. I've got a rooster. Your donkey bites one of the legs off of my rooster. What's the end result? One foot of my cock up your ass."

"My girlfriend stormed off after she accused me of cheating and I denied it. But no, I really wasn't fucking anyone named Sirius."

"Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Gotze try a little tenderness."

"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"

"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."

"Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"

"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."

"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"

"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"