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Joke of the Day

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"

"Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."

"Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you."

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."

"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"

"What's the best part of having Alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday!"

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"