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Joke of the Day
"Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor? Because he had no arms or legs. Why? Because he is a potato."
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"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."
"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""
"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"
"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"
"Worst name for a group of election tellers. The tally-band."
"Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head."
"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race!"