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Joke of the Day
"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"
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"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """
"Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no"
"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."
"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."
"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."
"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."
"""NO YOU'RE DRUNK,"" she says playfully into the mirror, then promptly resumes disappointing her boyfriend's mom at family dinner."
"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."
"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"