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Joke of the Day

"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"

"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."

"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."

"Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed."

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."

"How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars.... But when I do it, the Police show up."

"Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it's too soon."

"Damn girl, are you my accounting class? Because you really need more curves."

"What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim? In da Nile"