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Joke of the Day

"Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head."

"What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later!"

"What was Hitler's favorite sandwich? The Auschwich."

"Some people should be recalled."

"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."

"Hey everyone in a play pretending to drive a car - stop steering so much."

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."

"[NSFW] Why are gay men sometimes referred to as ""butt pirates?"" Cause they love plundering booty."

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."