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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."

"I'm a firm believer in the phrase ""If you want something done right, do it yourself"" That's why I masturbate."

"Older son just taught me something that I didn't know. Apparently, the seat behind ""shotgun"" is known as ""Kurt Cobain."""

"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"

"Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !"

"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."

"I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency... It hertz my head."

"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."