161634
Joke of the Day
"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."
Next Joke
"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."
"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."
"""Do you want to hold my baby?"" Yeah nice try. You got yourself into this mess you hold your own damn baby."
"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."
"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."
"What is a ferret funeral? Serious business"
"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."