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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."
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"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"
"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."
"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""
"What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play? a conundrum"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"
"My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date She asked me what was my hobby and I said penetration testing"
"*Cute girls approaches* ""You keep glancing over here, so I thought I'd come make the first move"" *Panics* *Starts making car alarm sounds*"
"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."
"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder"