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Joke of the Day

"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""

"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"

"*flashes smile* *smile calls police*"

"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."

"HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti."

"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."

"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"

"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."

"WANTED: ladder. must be in working condition. bring it by 5134 parker st, it's the big yellow house with a guy on the roof"

"If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family."