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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)"

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"Garcinia Cambogia."
"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."
"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."
"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"
"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."
"""Saw the trailer for that new movie The Revenant, looks itense"". ""Nah, Probly tipis""."
"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"