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Joke of the Day
"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."
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"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"
"As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore,A small black bird kept me from landing,Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""
"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."
"Static methods won't get this"
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"There once was a magician who got so angry... That he pulled out his hare."
"What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime."
"at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed"
"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."